My Favourite Things (a Poem)

A new take on an old refrain.

By Kevin Somers
Oct. 22, 2007

Entertainment and Sports

Fries with malt vinegar and covered in salt
Cold beer when it's hot or a big chocolate malt
Thick veggie burgers and greasy onion rings
These are a few of my favourite things

Music that rocks, is loud, and is gritty
Or a beautiful ballad that's slow and really quite pretty
When Paul Hewson, Paul Heaton, or Paul Weller sings
These are a few of my favourite things

The meek rising up all over the world
When the banner of justice is finally unfurled
Toppling the tyrants and dethroning the kings
These are a few of my favourite things

Working the garden or riding a bike
Reading in bed with a book that I like
Asleep on a hammock a gentle breeze swings
These are a few of my favourite things

A blast from the point or a really good fight
Turn on the TV, it's Saturday night
The Leafs always lose and that kind of stings
But these are a few of my favourite things

Kevin Somers is the author of a satire, I'm Gretzky, You're Gretzky (find it here). He is the editor of The Hobo Line, a magazine by and for Fred Heads. He also writes about fashion for The Women's Post.

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By This Girl You have a crush on..remeber me
Posted 2/19/2008 5:43:41 PM

Lol...this poem is so funny1Do you seriously like fries with malt that was so hilariois. Keep up the god work. ...HOW ODL R U ANYWAYS LIKE 24? LOL...JKS BYEEEE...MUAH..EWW JKS..BYEE

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