Comment 42862

By DanJelly (registered) | Posted July 07, 2010 at 10:08:11

I'm going to buy Platinum Seasons Tickets for the cats this year and I'm going to pay $700, but here's my proposal:

  1. I will pay $150 towards the actual tickets.
  2. I will to pay my "transition cost" of $200 (cab fare to 'transition' myself to the games)
  3. Over 10 games, I will contribute a $50 to cook myself breakfast on game days (something I would have done anyway, but now I get to include it to pad my numbers)
  4. Each game I will invest heavily at the concession stands ($20 per game should get me a pepsi and a mars bar, $200)
  5. Consistent with the Ticats highly successful community outreach "BeFit" program I will buy some rich east mountain kid a skipping rope ($2), while the North End kids will get nothing unless they want to ride a bus they can't afford for 45-60 minutes each way.
  6. The remaining $98 will be spent on something nobody really cares about (kind of like a bringing in a 4th rate NASL soccer team)

Or maybe I'll just forget the whole thing and not set foot in your stadium again.

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